My story

　　NOTE: Ira's left eye is currently being treated and we believe his condition to be benign. Lets just cut to the chaseyou want a cat and I want a home. You need a cat! And I need a home.Nay, you DESERVE a cat! And I deserve a home. You want to be greeted at the end of a long day by someone who loves you unconditionally, and misses you terribly when you are away and I am one heck of an affectionate and loyal cat! You need to relax, and to play, and to be entertained by silly antics and I am a friendly, playful, and silly little cat! Youve earned the luxury of curling up on the couch with a furry friend on your lap and I just happen to love cuddles, to love laps, and to be covered in fur! You need a cat. I need a home. Thats all there is to it! Lets make it happen.