Why does everybody think it's OK to bother poor old Cozymonster with their troubles and crazy questions about the meaning of life? That's what Cozymonster would like to know. Is there an "I was born to answer all your questions" sign on his forehead? Does he even have a forehead?

　　Cozymonster would love to have some answers himself! Who invented quizzes?! Who came up with taxes?! Why is it that the better the taste, the worse for you it is?! And vice versa. Perhaps you have the answer? If not, you and Cozy will get along just fine. Approximately 7 inches.